Ferdinand Schmalz

There in the glass cabinet you can see it: the famous red telephone, once the direct line from Washington to Moscow, the hot wire between Carter and Brezhnev. But please don’t touch this relic from times gone by. The museum guard is very strict on this. And mobile phones must be switched off! The rules are strict here. Because where there aren’t any rules, there can’t be any violations, either. And where would we be then? But then the telephone begins to ring: “I guess I’ll just answer it.”