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David Lindemann

Getränk Hoffnung

What does man long for in times of crisis? Christina Merkel, bank employee, has internalized the answer: he longs not for security, but for trust. After the crisis, customers are no longer dealt with in the bank, but rather on the bench in the park. And: they don’t talk about money anymore. The central terms associated with the topic of financial services are thoroughly thought through during customer conversations and, if necessary, are replaced by alternatives. In the place of security there should now be trust; in the place of integration, the laws of unconditional hospitality now apply. Mr Bond has a hard time at first with this confident leap of faith. But the hours pass by, they drink a little, chat, whisper, flirt a bit. And when Mr. Bond finally looks at his watch, in shock, the bank has long since looked after his children and his wife. So Mr. Bond spends a long night with the bankers - alcohol and dancing and strong emotions lessen his skepticism: the bank has won his trust. And the bank also trusts him, precisely because he is ultimately exposed as a spy of the Stiftung Warentest, a product testing company.

"If you were a safe bank, Mr. Bond, our trust in you wouldn’t be any sort of accomplishment, and certainly not a risky one. But you are anything but a safe bank, so you are our customer. Because we sell a top product. Trust at its MAX! This is our new main business."

David Lindemann's getränk Hoffnung is a sharp-witted comedy about the whimsical excesses of the financial crisis and the current political abysses, as well as a classroom for financial service providers and their customers. As in the play Koala Lumpur, he shows us the extent of the whole in a small cross-section. Cynical, highly amusing and selective, for the optimists among the theater goers, it even has a happy ending.

2 F, 3 M

World Premiere: 25.03.2012 · Burgtheater Wien (Vestibül) · Directed by: Michael Schachermaier

Original Broadcast: 20.12.2010 · DLR Kultur · Directed by: David Lindemann

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März 2012
David Lindemann

Getränk Hoffnung

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Directed by Michael Schachermaier
Theatre Burgtheater GmbH, Wien

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Enter Sandman Die Erfahrung meiner Freiheit wird grenzenlos sein, aber den Rahmen deiner Vernunft nicht überschreiten

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Adapted from the 70s science fiction classic Logan’s Run, Enter Sandman asks questions about what description of self and society accomplish in our worldview. With what fictions do we narrate our reality? How must the world be organized, so that we can find a place in it? Is the accomplishment found in being patient or in rebellion against the system, and what makes us really happy? The given is cautiously scrutinized, the tried and tested is carefully checked for its efficiency.

A general life limitation of 21 years, on which this science fiction scenario is based, finally protects us from overpopulation and all the horrors associated with it. The rebellion against a totalitarian system sometimes provokes the realization that self-responsibility can also be a burden. Even the most delicate emotional approach to another person – even this is superfluous in Logan's Run, as there is the so-called love-space to maintain the emotional balance - leads boys and girls to emotional uncertainty. With such irritations, of course, we can be certain about who follows the great thinker who has arranged everything so pleasantly.

David Lindemann creates a network of references that provide us with a frighteningly clear focus even in their absurdity. And the three-dimensional phenomenon of Abe Lincoln is always being erased from the room, even though "Abe had written an address for us in Gettysburg, the place where people had fought for a future." The people have only their decision to act. Whether they want it or not.

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Philoktetes on Lemnos, a Greek hero, fearfully hopes for the arrival of Odysseus. Lucy, a war correspondent, joyfully hopes for something sensational. Rainer, an ex-mountaineer, forcibly hopes to see a photo of the Yeti known as Chemo. Philoktetes’ wound, buried on the beach, passionately hopes to re-enter society. The hero's decision, however, is still pending. Sophocles or Miller? Hero or anti-hero? Heracles's bow, directed by Philoktetes, misses its goal. The arrow is in the journalist's neck, but there are no significant defects. A proof of love? Philoktetes is not sure; she indecently assaulted the tea of Odysseus. The isolation of the island brings people together, and so all the characters meet the beach. Odysseus emerges, once Philoktetes is long gone. The battle for Troy is past and the tea isn’t his affair. Old Odysseus has become senile. There is no more talk of fighting. Philoktetes? Who is this? The myth has a new variant.

"Deep in the realm of chemo, a glass of milky tea supplements the absence of the sacred center before the image of the Dalai Lama, a glass from which no one drinks. It is nothing but the presence of absence, a lack, a postponement, which washes the stranded again and again on the beach of Lemnos. Philoktetes can read about it, since it has already been written down, but the scriptures don’t come true. Instead, he is confronted with himself. The tragedy is this, is its own delay. The wound festers on the beach, the missing field-master hides behind the horizon, the center of gravity is in the inner abyss: Odysseus. " (David Lindemann)

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Der Damm

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The sea level has risen, the North German Plain is flooded, and the high-tech Porta Dam is bracing itself against the masses of water. And just behind it - in a desert-like wasteland - Mr. and Mrs. Ehrlich have made their dream home come true. Loft, editor of an architectural magazine, is visiting to report on the extraordinary architecture and location of this property. Every now and then a deafening KLONG sounds. If the pressure on the dam becomes too great, an alarm sounds. There is also a basement at Ehrlichs, tiled by Kalk, the tiler. Floor, walls, ceilings, a throne in the middle - all tiled, one drain and no handle on the inside of the door. An officer of the State Criminal Office also drops by and wonders: what are the Ehrlichs up to? Why do they need the long thin butcher knife and why is there a picture on the wall of the Rider on the White Horse, that dike count who sacrificed himself for the dike. KLONG again the dike warns. Something must be done soon. It seems that this marvel of engineering can only be appeased with a human sacrifice. But who should that be? Mrs. Ehrlich or her visitor? And why did Loft never show up again after the secret visit to the cellar?

The Dam is a hilarious, black-humored climate disaster comedy that knows how to explore the boundaries between science-based vision and over-the-top nonsense in the most delicious way. And, of course, the whole thing is headed for a wonderfully spectacular showdown on the dam right from the start.

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Koala Lumpur

1 F, 4 M, 1 Dek

September 17, 2001. There’s a solitary tent outside of New York City. In the tent, there’s secretary Mrs. Schmidt and her intern Max. The rain has been falling for days, incessantly. Their meeting didn’t take place; unfortunately, an assassination got in the way. But Mrs. Schmidt has high goals: she wants to get to the platform of the WTC. If only the rain would stop. And so they wait for the good weather, in a twisted tent in a confused world. Communication hacks, stifles, cramps, clogs and flows. The recognition of the horror is only on her periphery; she sees herself first and in the center. "Beware of the tiger, that's me!", Mrs. Schmidt hisses at two Asians. And after the WTC, we will bomb Disneyland, she announces, giggling. But nobody is interested in joking at a time like this. What is said takes its toll. Again and again.

"The people in David Lindemann's play speak formally to each other; and even if they didn’t they would hardly have a close relationship to each other. In his text, the dramatist holds the characters pointedly against the limelight, and lo and behold, a few well-disposed ancestors are slumbering within them. We find old stage comrades like Vladimir and Estragon, but also a considerable quantity of young contemporaries and street acquaintances. This creates a wonderful piece to play, which is in itself a sort of sequel: a sequel to the eleventh of September, a sequel to our great heroes, and at the same time, in an original and successful way - a game of words." (Theater heute)

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Irgendeiner wartet immer

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The Apache-Scout KenNiTay, converted by the West, is on the hunt for his former justice mentor DeBuin, together with the young Sergeant Linus. In the meantime, Debuin has switched sides and is living the life of the Indians once hunted by him. Linus wants him dead or alive, and KenNi-Tay is to help him. During the search, they face the ever-changing question of right and wrong action. A meeting of both sides has taken place, but once again it is impossible to reach agreement. Finally, DeBuin is found, either dead or alive. The great advocate of law has become an outlaw.

DEBUIN I thought you were leaving and we were going to ride a bit together. Sniff out the country, kill a little, burn, just like in the good old times. I am such an idiot for putting these ideas in your head about civilization and such. I did not know you were that easy to influence.

"When I saw Ulzana's Raid by Robert Aldrich for the first time, I only knew Winnetou. What I do not understand is how a pro-Indian film, according to its self-understanding, could portray the Indians so cruelly. So cruelly that a young soldier jammed the barrel of his revolver into his own mouth to escape the torture of the Indians, after killing the white woman in his protection with a targeted shot to the forehead. What is missing here is tolerance of ambiguity. The ability to withstand unstructured situations. The trilogy has something to do with this ambiguity. "(David Lindemann)

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Wenn Sheriff Pat Garrett aus dem Fenster sieht, erblickt er eine blühende Zukunft. Billy the Kid wird am Schluss erschossen.

4 F, 1 M, 1 Dek

This Stammheim Special in the trilogy The mystical reason of civilization, which examines the archetypes of the genre "Western" as well as the genesis of the civil legal state, shows us a Pat Garrett who is now working as a civil servant. After his self betrayal, Garrett, whose portrait still adorns the sheriff's star in Lincoln County, has to get rid of his former friend, the young revolver hero Billy the Kid, to assure himself of the legality of his existence. How close are Milosevic and Geronimo to each other, how close are the massacre of Sand Creek in 1864 and Abu Ghraib, Pat Garrett and Otto Schily? According to this Stammheim Special, the law is always based on an act of violence, a decision which must not be slipped into, but must be made. To speak of the right of the stronger is not enough. Right is not conceivable without violence, and the unstable basis of law is mystical ... Lindemann examines the mythos of the RAF and, with the help of elements of the "Western," the interplay of law and violence: in a fictional cell, the author gathers four women, guarded by a male "legal body". Playfully, they digest questions about rebellion, resistance and rules. (Announcement theater rampe stuttgart)

"The proximity of the author and director to René Pollesch is unmistakable. Like the latter, he works in an adjoining room of the Volksbühne at Rosa-Luxemburg-Platz in Berlin. What we had predicted, that Pollesch would find his imitators, has already proved true in Lindemann. Fortunately, the fear that the results of such imitation would be terrible has proven to be false ... When Sheriff Pat Garrett looks out the window, he sees a flourishing future. Billy the Kid is shot in the end. is a difficult but successful play. "(Culture)

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