Theatre

Reto Finger

Dog paddle

Robert and Charlotte were a couple for seven years. Now Charlotte calls off what Robert thought was so harmonious. The time as a twosome is over. Temporarily, Robert is allowed to live in the basement. This includes use of kitchen and bathroom, but excludes any claim for love. Victor lives with Charlotte now, a “symptom” of their no longer functioning relationship. But when the latter leaves, Robert is still there. And when John arrives and when the Baby arrives, Robert is still there as well, in his basement hole. All begging and pleading is to no avail, he will not budge.

The absurdity of this cohabitation isn’t based on outer circumstances. It is rather the result of a perpetual fight for the preservation of the innermost core. Secrets stay secrets, even when they are revealed to the other person. And concessions turn out to be empty promises. With an extremely entertaining sense of humour and a sharp eye, Reto Finger describes man’s will, man’s failure and ultimately man’s instinctual revolt.

2 F, 3 M

World Premiere: 16.11.2005 · Theater an der Winkelwiese, Zürich · Directed by: Katja Gaub

Translated into Danish, English, Spanish, Swedish

Production history

All Premieres
16
November 2005
Reto Finger

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UA

Theatre GO Theaterproduktionen, Zürich
28
Januar 2006
Reto Finger

Schwimmen wie Hunde

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ÖEA

Directed by Harald Brückner
Theatre Burgtheater GmbH, Wien
21
April 2009
Reto Finger

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Directed by Gogo Nachtmann
20
Januar 2017
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Directed by Alexander Wickers
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If you’re looking at it from a purely theoretical viewpoint, Paul and Jule have found a very mature solution for their duty of care towards the shared child after the divorce. They live in separate flats, but on the same floor. The child can go from parent to parent as much as it wants. This juridical achievement has been going on for three months. That’s a reason to celebrate. Paul hosts a party on the roof of the house. But the evening doesn’t go according to plan. That’s not only Jule’s (who is annoyed by her ex-husband) or Ingo’s (an old school friend, only contacted again because of the need for a lawyer) fault. Because next to Mr. Schlegl, a completely silent guest arrives whose speechlessness on the outermost brink of the roof terrace stimulates revelations. At the end of this protocolled night, nothing is as it was. The arrangement is off, freedom is an illusion and life obviously does not adhere to paragraphs.

In this play, Reto Finger has achieved a masterful observation of the life of people in their mid-thirties. With a crystal-clear eye and fine humour, he thoroughly scours the desires of a society confronted with an abundance of possibilities.

"Everyone has their monologue, their soul-striptease-aria, which is poetically emphasised by Reto Finger. With a light hand, the Swiss playwright, born in 1972, weaves realistic dialogues into these concentrated texts. The play floats between the realms of absurd theatre and authentic soul studies.” (Frankfurter Rundschau)

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