Walter Bockmayer

The sperm bank robber from Burg Gerolstein doesn’t take the audience to Egypt or Babelsburg this time, but straight to the beautiful Eifel, where bloodthirsty vampires live and blue-balled men get quick, unbureaucratic help. Mother Elvira has a moronic, gay son who is supposed to finally get paired off. The intended: Petra Porn. In the dead of night, mother and son head off for Bitburg, but arrive in a cemetery, where Count Otto von Gerolstein and his butler walk abroad. The lecherous count gives Elvira a vampire bite – her dream of a part-time job in the blood bank is over. For disciplinary reasons Madame Elvira is transferred to the sperm bank, where a master butcher falls in love with her.