Thomas Hürlimann

LENI: I must go soon.
ZUSENN: Well goddam, where does Leni want to go now?
WOMAN: Maybe to Zusenn.
ZUSENN: To Zusenn? But I am Zusenn.

An insanely funny pretence, a “contribution to the movement of identity from the mountains of inner Switzerland”, as Hürlimann himself calls this short theatrical sketch.